5 Months Old

Hey World,

Long time no see. I've been trying to get daddy to log me in so I could talk to you guys, but he said he's been extremely busy. Anyway, I'm here now. How's everyone been? I've learned so many things since you guys saw me last. I've upgraded from that bland rice cereal stuff. I'm now eating oatmeal. It's not much better though. I heard that pretty soon I'll be eating carrots. I don't know what that is, but I'm pretty pumped up about it. I can roll over from my stomach onto my back now, but I haven't quite mastered rolling from my back to my tummy. My arm keeps getting in the way. Daddy said I need to do pushups. What's he think I am, a machine! I've also figured out this crying thing. You see, whenever you want something you just scream and then mommy comes running to see what's wrong. When she gets there I just start smiling. Then I let her walk off and start screaming again just to see if she can beat her last time. I think her record is 2 seconds from the kitchen to the living room. She's pretty fast. I tried it on daddy the other day when he was cleaning up and he just let me cry. He said he was letting me stretch my lungs. This daddy guy is hard core. I'm learning that mommies and daddies are really different. Well guys, hopefully it won't be too long until you hear from me again. I'll make sure daddy is on top of things. I'd log on myself if I knew how to type. Peace out world.

Rice Cereal, Yucky!

Hey guys,

Well I had my first experience with that thing you guys call a spoon. I hate it. Why do you guys use that thing. It's so annoying. I'd much rather just suck on a nipple or use my hands. By the way, I'm starting to figure out how to use my hands to stick things in my mouth. Now that is really cool. Anyway, I'm not into the whole rice cereal thing yet, but when I get there I'll be sure to let you know.

Gotcha Daddy!

So daddy decided to make fun of me the other day. Well daddy I have a surprise for you. Hehehehe.

3 Months Old

Hey guys,

I'm officially 3 months old today. Man how time
flies. I feel like an old man. I've already started growing a mustache. Anyway, things have been going great. We moved into a new house, mommy and daddy both went back to work, which means I'm in daycare, and I've discovered those little things on my feet daddy calls toes. I don't know what a toe is but I do know one thing, they sure are tasty.

Daycare is great. I have tons of friends. My daycare lady's name is Ms. Christy. She's so much fun and she loves to make me laugh.

I've also found a new love. It's that big box that has all the pretty colors that flash and makes noise. Daddy calls it tv. Well whatever it is, I'm already addicted. There are so many colors, I'm amazed.

Great things are happening for me folks. I just can't believe only 3 months ago I was still in my mommy's tummy getting ready to meet you guys. I've even started to laugh and make sounds that no one but me and my friends at daycare can understand. It's so much fun watching daddy try to mimic me. He sounds like he's speaking in tongues. What a weirdo. Anyway, peace out for now and I'll hit you guys back lata ( I learned that from daddy).

Sammie vs. Jay

Hey world. This is my big brother Jay. Yup he's a cat, but I really don't think he knows that. He thinks he's as much a human as I am. He thinks he runs this place. As you can tell he likes to sleep in mommy and daddy's bed. But now that there's a new sheriff in town things around here are going to have to change. Whoever wears the diapers is the boss in this household and as far as I can see I'm the one wearing the diapers. So Jay, this is my bed and that's my mommy so you better cool it mister or else I'll be pulling your tail when I get older. hehehehe :)

The Pool, Yeaaaah!

World, guess what I did yesterday? I went swimming. It was greeeeeat! Much more fun than swimming around in mommy's tummy. Daddy and mommy thought I was going to cry but like they say in the Bahamas "Dey don't know me ey! Dey don't know who I is?" (US translation - I'm one tough cookie!) I didn't shed a tear, not even when daddy put my head under water. Yup he sure did. He blew in my face so I would hold my breathe and then dipped me under really fast. It was soooo cool. Everything was blurry and wet. I love the pool. I can already tell I'm going to spend lots of time out there when I get older.

Hallelujah!

She's back! Thank goodness. I missed her soooooooo much. Daddy's cool and everything, but mommy is on a whole other level. I haven't slept this good in four whole days. She just has the magic touch, and the milk is just too good to pass up. I can tell she missed me too. She hasn't put me down since she got back. When she got home she went and gave daddy a kiss first, but I know she just didn't want to make him feel bad. She told me so. I didn't think I would miss her that much, but I guess if you've spent the last 49 weeks being connected to somebody, it isn't that easy to give them up. Daddy told mommy to enjoy it now because things will probably change when I get older. I don't know what he's talking about. I'm never leaving my mommy. She's great.